Am I a Nazi?
I like a clean kitchen.
Food comes out of there, I like it clean. I'm funny that way!
Our family has a trash compactor installed in said kitchen.
Why does the roomie insist on filling random containers,
-12 pack soda boxes etc. with trash?
She aint gonna wake up before the truck comes on trash day.
I gotta run all around the house, picking up garbage she made.
Get it all in the can and out to the curb.
Plus if any of her friends come over, I gotta clean aluminum cans out
of the trash, and make sure none of my personal property walked off.
If it's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot them?
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Odds are pretty good that I'm in a recurrence of rheumatic fever.
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