If you continue to have your boyfriend hold your purse!

Eventually, He's going to shop for a pair of shoes to match!

Spotted Dick

These are the things that caused a couple places in the UK to so
rename the traditional dessert!

"You'll never eat my Spotted Dick again with that behavior!"
"I'm not the sort to shove my Spotted Dick down anyone's throat!"
"You just can't wait to get a taste of my Spotted Dick"
"I'll just whip this out!"

Sorry! Tam posted a reference earlier this last week.
It engendered a craving, and I busted out 4 different Steamed
Sponge Puddings.  Thank God for microwave ovens.

In fact it was the fact that with a microwave oven, I could bust out a
personal chocolate cake in less than 10 minutes.  A veritable corelle ware
ding-dong.  It was a gentleman of British extraction, who informed me
that a spoonful of raisins would turn my guilty pleasure into a Spotted Dick.

Roberta X was right.   Chocolate cake in less than 5 minutes is DANGEROUS!

Alan Dean Taylor

LOCKHART — Mr. Alan Dean Taylor, 50, 506 Old Union Road, Lockhart, passed away Sunday, Oct. 16, 2011 at Spartanburg Regional Medical Center.

Mr. Taylor was born in Union, SC, Oct. 6, 1961, a son of Sue Bradley Taylor of the home and the late Paul Dean Taylor. He was a graduate of Lockhart High School and had attended Spartanburg Technical College. Mr. Taylor was formerly employed with Dollar General Distribution Center in Jonesville and was of the Baptist Faith.

Surviving in addition to his mother are a brother, David Taylor and wife Julie of Gaffney; a niece, April Taylor Mabry; a nephew, Cory Daniel Taylor; and a great-niece Taylor Rae Mabry.

Graveside services will be held 3 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2011 at Lockhart Cemetery conducted by Rev. Cecil Johnson and Rev. Charles Terry.

Visitation will be held at the graveside immediately following the service.

Memorials may be made to Wilksburg Baptist Church, 3137 Pinckney Road, Chester, SC 29706.

The family is at the home of his mother, Sue Taylor, 506 Old Union Road, Lockhart.

SR Holcombe Funeral Home (www.holcombefuneralhomes.com)

I'm losing people at a fearful rate!

super bleg!

Guys I'm in a little trouble.  Basically my girlfriend got into a fight.  She spent the previous weekend in jail.  When this gets to trial, I want to make sure the truth, not the slanted journalism of the police report, gets out.  That can't be accomplished with a Guilty Man's Lawyer Public Defender, as a wise man once pointed out, "The lawyers at the Public Defenders office are good at talking themselves out of work, and you into jail.

Right now as it stands, she's accused of heinous crimes.  Failure to be Politically Correct, read as Domestic Violence.  Don't even argue loudly with a person under the same roof as yourself, lest this abuse of the legal process happen to you!

That's torn it.  I'm actually at the point where I'm considering running for public office, in order to protect myself, and the ones I love, from the government.

For now, I'd like you to contribute $5 or $10 to Elizabeth's Legal Defense Fund!
It's a good cause, She's a good woman.

Kel Tec PF 11

Upon the newsletter recommendation of Front Sight's Ignatius Piazza, I purchased a Kel-Tec PF 9 after I started carrying regularly.  Highly recommended by Mr. Piazza for Church Deacons, It replaced my PA 63 pistol in 9mm Makarov.  A suitable caliber by my standards, except for Federal not having Hydra-Shok rounds available in that caliber.  For Open Carry I prefer a .45.  As the old saw goes, Your 9mm Hollow Point may fail to expand, but the .45 will never shrink.  But seeing how some of the two-legged wildlife is getting out of hand, I keep Hydra Shok in the .45 too.   I'm 6'6" and yea close to 400 pounds.  There are members of the thug sub-genus out there that make me look positively dainty!  I have the right to keep what I've earned, after taxes.  And anyone who thinks otherwise is up for a rude, and loud, awakening.

quote of the hour

If you gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.
Vin Diesel,   XXX

heard in the hallway!

Me; This Coffee tastes like shit!
Dad; That's because it IS shit!
Me; Good, I thought it was just me!

Oddly enough Dad never saw an Austin Power's movie!

Steve Jobs RIP

We will miss you.  Not terribly much, but we WILL miss you!


I mean you cheated, swindled, and took shameful advantage of your best friend.
Didn't treat your customers right.
Drove Hard-Core Apple loyalists into the PC-Intel-Microsoft camp in droves.
But all us Apple enthusiasts are so used to that, and so co-dependent, that we'll miss you.
I wasn't going to your funeral, but since the Westboro Baptist Church will protest there.
I'll be there.
I may have hated you for milking the computer community for all it was worth.
Making Bill Gates look like Mother Teresa.
But I'll be God Damned, if I'll let the WBC use your death for a God Hates Fags rally.


Join me at Steve's funeral.  I'll have spare ax-handles and baseball bats to make the
WBC feel right at home.

Small House Selling Points

Jay Shafer owner of Tumbleweed Houses, is the guru, and patron saint, of the tiny house movement.  
He briefly mentions less space to clean.  Then he goes on about carbon footprint, and greenhouse gases.  


Jay!  I honor and adore the strides you've taken to unclutter and uncomplicate your life.  
But the only people who really worry about greenhouse gases these days are phony liberals in California who want to use fake scientific studies to steal our freedoms.


To totally misquote Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
"If I ever hear the phrases 'Carbon Footprint', and 'Greenhouse Gasses', again...
I will go to Berlin.  Break into Hitler's Bunker.  Drag Al Gore to the nearest shower.  And Make Him Into My Prison Bitch!"


Probably be the best he's got since he left Tipper for the Fangrl!

I must be rich, I don't feel rich!