When you want to kill everyone and everything, It's time to get out of traffic!

Open letter to everyone who drives behind me in traffic...
Hey ASSHOLES!
Where did you get the idea that my turn signal was a demand for you to jump over in the lane I want in, and deny me the access to that lane? I'm not joking with the gun- psycho bumper stickers on my car. People like you made me like this. Let's not put my name in the paper, and have some professional undertaker and funeral director have to search far and wide for something nice to say about you and fail! I knew it was a mistake to sell that beater of an 87 olds for a nicer car. If I had a car I wasn't afraid to ding, I'd show you what I learned in executive protection classes in the 80's. I'm gonna get a hold of another beater and your ignorant and vacuous asses are gonna be mine......

love and kisses.
John

As you may be able to pick up from my enraged scribblings, yesterday was an exceptionally bad traffic day. The clowns mistaking my lane change signal for permission for them to obstruct my life, the people trying to take off my fenders the hard way. If there was an example of vehicular bad behavior that wouldn't be terminally fatal for someone, I was treated to a ringside seat to view it today. If I had a gun, I'd have shot someone and claimed self defense. I had a fear for my life out there today.

And Ironically, my Dad and I pay insurance companies in excess of $4000 a year for this 'privilege'. Add the NuBug's lease payment, repairs, and $3-400 worth of fuel per month.... we could better spend that on wine, and women. Who elected us saviors of the determined, terminally stupid anyway?

People! If I can't hunt them, why should I conserve them.......