I may join TJIC

Dad's girlfriend has a daughter, three in fact, but, the one in question has a probation officer.
He didn't like the amount of guns I had.
Nobody told him to look inside my room.
Or in anybody's dresser drawers. I mean, did you ever find a full grown woman in a dresser drawer.

Now Child protective services told her other daughter, the house will be raided tonight.
I can't move my guns fast enough...

help please!
advice anything?