Sunday, October 23, 2011

Kel Tec PF 11

Upon the newsletter recommendation of Front Sight's Ignatius Piazza, I purchased a Kel-Tec PF 9 after I started carrying regularly.  Highly recommended by Mr. Piazza for Church Deacons, It replaced my PA 63 pistol in 9mm Makarov.  A suitable caliber by my standards, except for Federal not having Hydra-Shok rounds available in that caliber.  For Open Carry I prefer a .45.  As the old saw goes, Your 9mm Hollow Point may fail to expand, but the .45 will never shrink.  But seeing how some of the two-legged wildlife is getting out of hand, I keep Hydra Shok in the .45 too.   I'm 6'6" and yea close to 400 pounds.  There are members of the thug sub-genus out there that make me look positively dainty!  I have the right to keep what I've earned, after taxes.  And anyone who thinks otherwise is up for a rude, and loud, awakening.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

quote of the hour

If you gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.
Vin Diesel,   XXX

Friday, October 7, 2011

heard in the hallway!

Me; This Coffee tastes like shit!
Dad; That's because it IS shit!
Me; Good, I thought it was just me!

Oddly enough Dad never saw an Austin Power's movie!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs RIP

We will miss you.  Not terribly much, but we WILL miss you!

I mean you cheated, swindled, and took shameful advantage of your best friend.
Didn't treat your customers right.
Drove Hard-Core Apple loyalists into the PC-Intel-Microsoft camp in droves.
But all us Apple enthusiasts are so used to that, and so co-dependent, that we'll miss you.
I wasn't going to your funeral, but since the Westboro Baptist Church will protest there.
I'll be there.
I may have hated you for milking the computer community for all it was worth.
Making Bill Gates look like Mother Teresa.
But I'll be God Damned, if I'll let the WBC use your death for a God Hates Fags rally.

Join me at Steve's funeral.  I'll have spare ax-handles and baseball bats to make the
WBC feel right at home.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Small House Selling Points

Jay Shafer owner of Tumbleweed Houses, is the guru, and patron saint, of the tiny house movement.  
He briefly mentions less space to clean.  Then he goes on about carbon footprint, and greenhouse gases.  

Jay!  I honor and adore the strides you've taken to unclutter and uncomplicate your life.  
But the only people who really worry about greenhouse gases these days are phony liberals in California who want to use fake scientific studies to steal our freedoms.

To totally misquote Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
"If I ever hear the phrases 'Carbon Footprint', and 'Greenhouse Gasses', again...
I will go to Berlin.  Break into Hitler's Bunker.  Drag Al Gore to the nearest shower.  And Make Him Into My Prison Bitch!"

Probably be the best he's got since he left Tipper for the Fangrl!

Saturday, October 1, 2011