wielding a sick looking tennis racquet. It cost me $2.99 at Harbor Freight. It carries two D-cells in the handle, and it has a sweet snap when I swing it through the path of a fruit fly. I have been stalking the kitchen area in hopes of blasting a small swarm of them. They may have already fled when I have placed marigolds around. I have been fighting this invasion for a couple of weeks. I suspect the roomie is actually feeding them. She's not being too helpful in not leaving food loose for them.
When you negotiate with terrorists...
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...all you do is teach the monkeys to steal.
They're going to advance to kidnapping for banana ransoms, mark my words.
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8 hours ago
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