Hey! If anyone gets those yalla cards implying that there's undelivered mail. Check the 1-800-number through the search bar of your browser. I didn't until after I called, and now it looks like I'll have to tool on down to Stockton California, and toss around a couple dozen Molotovs before they'll take me off their list. And my back's hurting too much for that. I don't mind the occasional pron (oh god I've been hackerized) porn video. I'm actually quite partial to 70's Sweedish Erotica, starring all my favorite Californians, New Yorkers, and Texans.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
PORN Video
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Monday, May 19, 2008
Note to Apple!
On your Safari Browser. If I have to mess with the url to get to My eBay, you need to tweak this thing a bit.
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Friday, May 16, 2008
I've been Outed!!!!
yeah, I was taking my new bug in for it's 30,000 mile checkup. Front office is threatening me with revoking my warranty if I don't bring it in for the 35 and 40,000 mile services. Give a guy a few minutes will ya'? But then when I went to get it back, a little passive/aggressive gesture awaited me.
My Gods! They did NOT just out me as a Phone Phreak. I'm sure they'll say it was coincidence. But I heard the shop manager say..."Use this tag, the last one will go on her car......" I just thought that they were putting a cranky lady ahead of me, no biggie, If I'd known that they were going to out me.
Well, since I'm out of the wiring closet, just let me say... You ungrateful kids today are spoiled to the max, and you have no appreciation of all the hard work that us early outlaws put in to make your pampered asses able to have such an easy kick-back life. And now I got cam access, I'll show you all my toys from back in the day that gave you the easy life......
.....in another post, my back is still on fire from that spoiled little girl running into my car...
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
Republican? ME?
I just seen the front page of Gus Mueller's Randomly Ever After web journal. He was around before these were called Blogs. I thought he hadn't linked to me cause I read his old format. He dubs me... "my evil Republican twin." Now it isn't like that at all. I don't dispute being evil, or a twin to "The Gus". I may appear Republican, but that's only because I don't like being served up bad grades of Dog Poop, and then being expected to VOTE for one of them. This time, it seems, we're being shown THREE piles of doggy doo, and asked which one we want shoved in our face for the next FOUR YEARS.......
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