I got a holstered KelTec PF9. Today I decided to clean my pocket pistol. I haven't shot it, since I bought it. Though I came close last night. Someone walked off with my bluetooth ear piece by mistake. Rule in my old outfit was, if you chamber a round, you clean the gun.
Despite the holster, damn thing was filled, with dusty pocket lint. I could have supplied Infocom's Hich Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy game with enough pocket fluff for ten games.
I guess I should clean once a week anyway...
I mean, nobody wants to be shot with a fluffy gun....
When you negotiate with terrorists...
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...all you do is teach the monkeys to steal.
They're going to advance to kidnapping for banana ransoms, mark my words.
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16 hours ago
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