Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Small House Selling Points

Jay Shafer owner of Tumbleweed Houses, is the guru, and patron saint, of the tiny house movement.  
He briefly mentions less space to clean.  Then he goes on about carbon footprint, and greenhouse gases.  

Jay!  I honor and adore the strides you've taken to unclutter and uncomplicate your life.  
But the only people who really worry about greenhouse gases these days are phony liberals in California who want to use fake scientific studies to steal our freedoms.

To totally misquote Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
"If I ever hear the phrases 'Carbon Footprint', and 'Greenhouse Gasses', again...
I will go to Berlin.  Break into Hitler's Bunker.  Drag Al Gore to the nearest shower.  And Make Him Into My Prison Bitch!"

Probably be the best he's got since he left Tipper for the Fangrl!

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