Crash Burn (in Seattle, on phone w/me): Wow you're off the hook today! What's this column here, "Women I worship who wouldn't give me the time of day"?
Me: Just the hottest women in the Blogosphere. I propose marriage to them regularly!
Me: Yeah, I'd have to take Mike too, Can't break up a set!
CB: They should all say yes at the same time....
Me: And if I ever win the lottery,
CB: which is hard when you don't buy tickets,
Me: uh huh, if I ever do, I'll be able to support all of them at once!
CB: I love you man! but, have you ever looked in the mirror?
Me: No, it throws a shadow over my positive self image!
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