last 3 weeks

I've Loved and Lost. Now she's calling every ten minutes, trying to cut my dick off yet again. I'd hate to have to change the phone numbers over this. I mean she's already taken herself away from me, trashed my hopes for happily ever after. what else does she want? Blood?

my twitter link: http://twitter.com/laugh_locksmith

I guess if she doesn't desist, I could re-post a nude pic of her on the internet.
Naw!