I truly love the Internet!

back in the day, I'd have to trundle down to the library, let the little goth girl talk me into doing my own research. Then a dozen patrons seeing me behind the info desk would converge like locusts, wanting me to help them out.

Now I just type in a song lyric, and I get my results. What used to take a week, (or at least all day), now comes back instantly. Plus the feature that I get naked wimmen in my face. Whether I want them or not. I get my own live nude women now. All I gotta do is not do the laundry when it's my turn.