Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Rock & Roll Heartbreak

Take 5 slackers, lazy, but talented.

Teach 2 of them to play guitar.
Teach 1 to play bass.
Teach 1 to play drums.
Take the one who is too cool to learn anything, and let him do vocals.

Get them to interact and cooperate to the extent that they wont suck in public.
Then when they have the belief that they have some potential,
Play The Kinks' Working At The Factory!
Then start to form a new group!
Or just help them hock their instruments and find new jobs!

...and the bar owners wonder why I won't be their pimp anymore...

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