Oh gawd Read this link

spanish mom's nude calendar.

gosh, some senoras see "calendar girls" and the fabric flies.....

not a Helen Mirrin in the lot.....

But if they are still on ebay go buy one.
Their cause is good, even if their ass isn't.
That wasn't fair, I'm behaving like those spoiled americans....
Give 'em any less that Hefner-Class airbrushed perfection,
They whine, and threaten to call consumer reports....
By the Way, I finally found my missing Playboy.....