Sunday, May 16, 2010

First Blood

The story is practically perfect. Vietnam war Vet just going from one place to another, minding his own business, get's razzed by a small-town sheriff.

And because some fictional dickhead cop couldn't contain his criminal urges......

I have had to sit through THREE UNNECESSARY SEQUELS!

If Sheriff Will Teasle -rhymes with weasel- thinks Rambo was going to kill his ass, I want to water board him for about six months first 24/7.

Y'know, sort of to equal the amount of torture I've had to endure since 1982.

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