Goals for the 21st Century!

What is it about me! Women take one look at my happy fat ass, and peg me for a shiftless slacker. They seem to be massively concerned over my apparent lack of goals. I asserted that I indeed had goals.

1. Own a really ugly truck.
   
2. Have a totally loyal dog
   
3. Be able to write the entire Gettysburg Address in the snow.
   

Now that I have had several ugly trucks, and a 1967 International Harvester Pickup that was sublimely beautiful. Several Dogs that should have had their own chronicles. And Since I decided I didn't have to write the whole damn thing at once, completed goal #3. Now I have new goals inspired by the Obama Administration.

1. Win the lottery!
   
2. Buy the entire two shelves of pistols at Joe's Sports (27 guns)
   

I probably will buy a few litters of puppies, and maybe a few strays from Spokanimal too!